for your viewing pleasure....

while cleaning the living room today, i knocked over a stack of my roommate Chocolate Peter Griffin's DVDs. and at the top of the pile?


...and then my dick fell off.


we all have our fetishes and quirks, but this, i can't even support or vouch for on some "we're all different people with different tastes" type shit. no sir. thank you. goodnight. don't make eye contact with me.

(i've been slacking in general, but i PROMISE that the handful of projects i've taken on are coming. dammit. so bear with me.)

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  1. "Girl you got a creampie like Grandma used ta make."

  2. Oh my goodness, you crack me up! "Don't make eye contact with me". How many times have I thought something like that?! lmao.

    And then to comment I click on "1 credits toward my Ashanti exterminator 5000"! Too much. Please publish a book one day.

  3. I could've gone my entire life w/out knowing that nasty little tidbit about Chocolate Peter Griffin.



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